Climbing’s rad. It’s like lifting weights in the woods. Which is something you would never do. I mean even if you thought lifting weights is rad — which it is — you would never do it in the woods. You would do it in a gym. But gyms suck. So if you’ve ever sat in the gym, between sets, and thought how rad lifting is but how sucky the gym is, you might want to take the weights to the woods and lift them there. But that would be silly. You would just go climbing instead.